The Rocky Horror Purity Test By Rod Rombauer and Janel Adair 1. Have you been to Rocky Horror? 2. More than 5 times? 3. More than 10 times 4. more than 50 times? 5. More then 100 times? 6. More than 500 times? 7. Have you ever been considered part of a 'cast' (i.e. preformed)? 8. More than 3 times? 9. More than 20 times? 10. More than 100 times? 11. Have you ever picked up someone up at Rocky? 12. Have you ever slept with someone you met at Rocky? 13. More than 3 people? 14. More than 10 people? 15. Have you ever slept with a 'cast member'? 16. More than 3? 17. More than 10? 18. Had 'elbow sex'? 19. Have you ever been propositioned by a cast member or someone you met at Rocky? 20. And go through with the proposition? 21. More than 3 times? 22. Have you propositioned someone just because they'd make a good cast member? 23. Have you been on a cast for more than a month? 24. A year? 25. 5 years? 26. Have you ever seen 'Shock Treatment'? 27. More than 3 times? 28. More than 10 times? 29. More often than you have Rocky? 30. Do you know the words to any 'Shock Treatment' song by heart? 31. All of them? 32. Have you ever been part of a 'Shock Treatment' cast or preformance (in any way)? 33. Do you have the full costume for more than 1 Rocky character? 34. More than 3? 35. All of them? 36. Have you played more than 1 part in a cast? (At least once) 37. MOre than 3? 38. All of them? 39. Did you change your feelings about your sexual preference because of Rocky? 40. Did you find out you were right? 41. Have you slept with more than 1 cast member at once? 42. More than 2 at once? 43. Been involved in a cast orgy? 44. Have you ever had sex at Rocky? 45. Actually done something real during the 'bedroom' scene? 46. Have you ever done a 'Peek-a-Boo'? 47. Been complimented afterwards? 48. Seen Rocky in more than 1 different theatre? 49. More than 3? 50. More than 10? 51. Seen Rocky in more than 1 state? 52. More than 3? 53. Been involved in a 'Truth or Dare' game with cast members? 54. Been involved in 'Strip poker' or other striping game with cast members? 55. Do you know more than half of the Waffle House menu by heart? 56. All of it? 57. Do you not even look at the menu anymore? 58. Have you ever played any of the 'Waffle House Songs' on the juke box? 59. More than twice? 60. And lived to tell about it? 61. Have you ever gotten sick on Waffle House food? 62. Not gotten sick? 63. Been rudely insulted because of your Rocky attire? 64. Been praised because of it? 65. Been assaulted because of it? 66. Been called a 'Fag' or 'Dyke' at Rocky (with mailce)? 67. Created your own 'AP Line'? 68. Have people laugh at it? 69. Hear someone else yell it at a later date? 70. Been considered the 'Cast Slut' 71. Slept with the 'Cast Slut' 72. Done something totally unrelated to Rocky with most or all of the Rocky group? (Picnic, outing, camping trip, etc.) 73. During daylight hours? 74. Ever stayed up for more than 48 hours without sleep during a 'Rocky' weekend? 75. Been to a sci-fi or gaming convention with either cast members? 76. Headed you own cast? 77. Been 'de-throned'? 78. Met any of the original RHPS actors? 79. Met any of the Shock Treatment actors? 80. Know the Rocky Horror Bible by heart? 81. Own a Rocky Horror related book? 82. All of them? 83. Own the RHPS comic books? 84. The trading cards? 85. A bootleg of RHPS? 86. Bootleg with Japaneese subtitles? 87. The released tape copy? 88. The Laser Disk? 89. The video of Shock Treatment? 90. Own any Rocky Horror clothing? 91. Posters? 92. Buttons? 93. Bumper Stickers? 94. Audio tape? 95. CD? 96. London cast album? 97. Boxed set? (Either CD or Tape) 98. Any Tim Curry album? 99. Bat Out Of Hell? 100. Any Little Nell album? 101. Oficial A.P. album? 102. Met 'Uncle Sal' (Piro)? 103. Curtis Meshing? 104. Injured yourself at Rocky? 105. Gone to Rocky stoned? 106. More than 3 times? 107. Gone to Rocky drunk? 108. More than 3 times? 109. Gone to Rocky on acid? 110. More than 3 times? 111. Sang any 'Monty Python' song at Rocky or cast function? 112. Watch 'Monty Python' with cast? 113. Watched 'Ren And Stimpy' with cast? 114. Watched a porno with cast members? 115. Seen The 'Rocky Horror Porno Show'? 116. With cast members? 117. Gotten severly aroused because of one of these group viewings? 118. Had it lead to something steamy? 119. Taken a 'Regular' Purity Test? 120. More then 3 times? 121. As a cast function? 122. Had the lowest score on cast? 123. The hightst? 124. Dated a cast member for more than 3 months? 125. More than a year? 126. And was faithful? 127. Got married to cast member? 128. Got divorced form them? 129. Got married AT Rocky? 130. Preformed pregnant or injured? 131. Was asked to play a part at the last second? 132. A part you have enver played before? 133. And did a good job? 134. Brought more than 3 people as virgins? 135. More than 10? 136. Been dis-owned from family or friends because of Rocky? 137. Told yourself 'I need to get a life'? 138. Been burned out on Rocky? 139. Said you would leave Rocky forever? 140. And came back? 141. Within a month? 142. Sat out in the lobby during the entire show? 143. Joined cast because you were tired of paying for the ticket? 144. Gotten sick at Rocky? (Threw up) 145. Lost your virginity to a cast member or someone you met at Rocky? 146. Deflowered someone you met at Rocky? 147. Been hit on by your non-preferred gender at Rocky? 148. And yet have it lead to something steamy? 149. Played more than 1 part in full during 1 preformance? 150. Watched a Movie/TV show just because one of the Rocky actors was in it? (The Hunger, It, Clue) 151. Ever preformed while under the influence of drugs or alcohol? 152. And no one noticed? 153. Considered yourself a 'Rocky Junkie'? 154. Gotten kicked out of your home or apartment because of something Rocky related? 155. Tried to expalin what rocky was to your parents? 156. Taken your parents to Rocky? 157. Have your parents show up at Rocky without you knowing about it? 158. Taken a 'Road Trip' with other cast members to see or preform Rocky in another city? 159. Get involved with a cast just for sex? 160. Gotten a STD from a cast member? 161. Given an STD to a cast member?